1. Track down Maloder and overtake his private, puma-imprinted jet.
3. Interrupt the space time continuum to visit dinosaurs.
4. Bring back proof of Atlantis’ existence.
5. Defy mutant chimpanzees, human-eating venus fly-traps, and your mom.
6. Find yeti.
8. Find the Dragon Queen.
9. Have a better birthday than your annoying talking cat.
10. Avoid reaching The End.