Choose Your Own Adventure Summer Bucket List

1. Track down Maloder and overtake his private, puma-imprinted jet.

2. Save the Titanic from sinking.

3. Interrupt the space time continuum to visit dinosaurs.

4. Bring back proof of Atlantis’ existence.

5. Defy mutant chimpanzees, human-eating venus fly-traps, and your mom.

6. Find yeti.

7. Solve the world’s energy crisis and locate a machine that reverses nuclear energy.

8. Find the Dragon Queen.

9. Have a better birthday than your annoying talking cat.

10. Avoid reaching The End.